Kelsey~ 19~ TN~ LSU '18 ~ Part time Princess, full time Trash Can!

 

neonreverberations:

You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.

heiseland:

marley-gang:

sinfullyselected:

tha–snazzle:

road-twitch:

sparkle-fart-69:

winterinthetardis:

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

“… I’m 27!”

daisenseiben:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Waiting 5 seconds to skip an ad is OK but waiting 5 seconds for an unskippable ad to finish is infuriating.

What a difference the Power of Choice makes.

(Source: reddit.com)

postmarxed:

nicky-highpockets:

buublack:

People who have escaped communist hellholes: It’s fucked up, I don’t even know where my family is.

19 year old woke tumblr white boy: yeah but :/

People who live in socialist countries: it’s pretty good here

People who don’t: that’s just because they don’t know any better & they’re brainwashed

People who live in capitalist hellholes: it’s fucked up. I don’t even know where my family is they might be in a detention center they might have been deported they might be dead

People who also live in capitalist hellholes but aren’t as affected by it so they’re able to overlook the suffering of others: yeah but :/